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Maybe if this had got the attention I thought it was going to get, it would have been a curse, a weird novelty number tag...
Good story here I think: When I brought the song into Ani who produced I said, "Hey I got this song about Ann Coulter's cunt stinking..." so I play her the song and she gets all excited, ":That's what we'll call the album!! ANN COULTER'S CUNT STINKS!!!" I was like WHOA!!! Not really Gandhi is it? Rarely does the artist have to tame the record company president down huh?

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We're involved in a cultural war, the countries torn apart like never before and try as I might I see no end in sight. I search my soul and I roam my heart, and when I'm enlightened I know the place to start, compassion, forgiveness and communication.

That would take a bigger person than me. I'm the first to admit you see.

So you ask me what I think, I think Ann Coulter's got a cunt that stinks, let's engage her in debate, let's make her deny it. Chat on Meet the Press, announce it on Fox, Ann Coulter's got one stinky box, it wouldn't take much to get the country to buy it.

I used to be disgusted, now I'm pissed, and I'm ashamed that it's come to this.

Rush Limbaugh likes to suck pig dick, swine penis for Rush will do the trick and everybody knows Rumsfeld forces sex with tots. God bless the First Amendment I'd be sued for libel, George W. Bush masturbates to the Bible, and Condoleozza likes eating pussy a lot.

There are some douches that'll never fail ya, less they come across Ann's genitalia.

You take the low road, I'll take the lower road, you've met your match, I admit I get a kick talking 'bout Coulter's snatch. you take the low road, I'll take the lower road, I'll end the fight, every time you be looking at Ann you're thinking something don't smell right, right, right, RIGHT!

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from SONGS FOR PARENTS WHO ENJOY DRUGS, released October 7, 2013
Hamell: Guitar and Vocals
Andrew Case: Drums
Ani: Background Vocals
Inspired by the book "Don't Think of an Elephant" by George Lakoff

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HAMELL ON TRIAL Austin, Texas

Hamell on Trial is loud, fast music informed by politics, intelligence and a wicked sense of humor.
1995-Mercury Records-Big as Life, The Chord is Mightier Than the Sword.
1997- Choochtown
2003-Righteous Babe Records-Tough Love
2005, Songs For Parents Who Enjoy Drugs.
2007-“The Terrorism Of Everyday Life,” (Edinburgh Fringe Herald Award)
2012-New West Records -The Happiest Man Alive. ... more

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